sperm smell like clorox?

Celebrated mum's birthday today!

Victoria singing Birthday's song to her Aunt

We go Station One have lunch

and then Kenny Rogers for dinner

Dad bought her a diamond ring!

From Lazo Diamond

Me and mum's favourite jewelry store

Jie! you know what is this smell or not?

I don't know

Tu, the one came out at night one. White colour one.

*think hard*

OMG, sperm?!

*nod*

*wondering who will masturbate at the Kenny Roger's dining table*

[brother me]

Sperm smell like Clorox?

Ewwwww!

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Don't know what happened lo today

We like almost having 2 car accidents

1st time is the car in front us drive so fast and then he suddenly stop for nothing

2nd time is another car suddenly U turn to our side

then stop right there

Luckily my dad eye sight not bad

and his reaction fast enough

If not, visit me in the hospital la

CHOI!

*touch wood*

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY!

actual day is tomorrow