Chem-Ra-Thon

While doing my maths, my left hand is holding a pencil
(p/s : I'm a left handler)

Eh Li Hui *poke* OPPS! Sorry, I accidentally poke your Char Siew Pau
Why Char Siew Pau? Nothing bigger than Char Siew Pau?
*rephrase* Opps! Sorry, I accidentally poke your Yip Chi Mei Dai Pau
*laughs*

[ me Li Hui everyone ]

FYI, Char Siew Pau is a kind of bread with pork meat as filling. About a normal bun size.
Dai Pau is pau also, but double the size of normal pau.

Yip Zhi Mei was an old time porn star, her breast was super huge. (Yes, die already)
Therefore, Yip Zhi Mei Dai Pau is double the size Dai Pau.

Tada! Funny or not? lololol

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When Ms Greenall came in for our maths class, Emelia told her Brian and Peter went for a photo shoot for a underwear ads. Ms Greenall was like "Seriously? HAHAHAHA"

Imagine, when you shop at guys department in some shopping complex. Then you saw your friend's underwear ads photo on the wall. What will you do?

For me, I'll make sure I close my eyes when I pass by there, so that no faux pas moment when I meet him.

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From this Friday onwards, there will be Chemistry test EVERY GOD DAMN FRIDAY!

From now on, every day, every hour, every minute, every second

study Chemistry

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