Superman Adventure

After 6 hours of journey, I finally reach here, dad's hometown

So uberly hot one here

HEATY!

My sweats is pouring like raining cats and dogs

wtf

My armpits' sweats also running out of sweats liao

What kind of metaphor is this?

Lame metaphor

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Waaa, I tell you hor

I almost, I mean, my family and I almost went into an accident loh

Damn scary one

The highway traffic is like so uber jam

then there this motorcycle speed like nobody business

Then, BANG! His bike kissed the car in front of my dad's one

then the cyclist flew like a superman

Weeee~

wtf

Then my dad just right behind that car loh

lucky my dad calm enough to hit the break immediately

Phew, damn scary one lah

Then the car driver stopped by the roadside and check his car

instead of the cyclist

wtf

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I'm getting closer to my replacement piano tutor already

I just realised that he works as examiner before

No wonder his staccato is like so chun

And his forearm is perfectly built okay

No, I'm not in love with him

he is just too old for me

wth

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1st Thinking Skills period was *insert your word here*

Our lecturer is like

okay class, today we are going to write love letter

*laughs*

*wtf*

[ lecturer class me ]

Na ah, I ain't going to tell you what I wrote and who I wrote to

=p